The funniest thing I have ever read on the internet...

...has just come to me from my friend Mike D., who teaches gradeschool in state system in Miss. He apparently is a comic genius. Enjoy!

The assignment was to compose an original sentence using a given word as
different parts of speech. Here are some of my favorites...the great thing is
that most of them are correct.

These have not been altered...


Mike

use BUS as a noun...
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
-this kid watches a LOT of tv

EACH as a pronoun...
The kid had two dollars, each bought some candy with the money.
-this one suffers from multiple personality disorder

PEPPER as a noun...
The astronaut's suit is made of pepper.
-lets hope this kid doesn't go into aero-space engineering

EACH as a pronoun...
I did each of the 100000000000 girls.
-uuuhhhh...ok

EACH as an adjective...
Each person are smart.
-i love how they learn what i teach THAT WEEK and forget everything else

SHINE as a verb...
I will shine your head for a nickel.
-this is my little entrepeneur

BUS as a noun...
I saw a bus with rims on it.
-now all it needs is a booming system and some hydraulics

EACH as an adjective...
Each egg we cook has come from a chicken.
-this is true

BUS as a noun...
Look! A moving bus!
-very easily amused student

MUSHROOM as a noun...
I put mushrooms in my food gracefully.
-you should see her dance

BUS as a noun...
My uncle is as big as a public bus.
-ok

SHINE as a noun...
Shine's shoes have spot across it.
-i have no idea what this means but it IS correct

SHINE as a noun...
Shine is in the song, victory is mine!
-very patriotic kid

MUSHROOM as a verb...
Let's go mushroom in the garden.
-if I was doing drugs I would definately buy from this kid

Mushroom as a noun...
I wish a mushroom could talk.
-or maybe this kid

each as a pronoun...
Mr. Drake treats women nice, each one gets some money.
-and on a teacher's salary...i'm such a stud